Monday, September 30, 2013

Week 6 SEC Power Rankings



Brian's Week 6 SEC Power Rankings, with One Word Descriptors

1. Alabama...DEFENSE 
2. Georgia...MURRAY 
3. LSU...HEARTBREAK 
4. Texas A&M...PHEW
5. South Carolina...ESCAPE

6. Florida...STEADY
7. Ole Miss...PREMATURE

8. Auburn...RESTED
9. Arkansas...IMPROVING
10. Vanderbilt...MISSOURI

11. Missouri...LEGIT?
12. Mississippi State...BORING
13. Tennessee...YIKES
14. Kentucky...NOTHING

Sunday, September 29, 2013

JD's Deuce Points (Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache...)

1. A Well Rested Break

My w'fie and I had a grrrreat weekend...I am now much more rested and ready to take back the reigns of blogging duties! What a great game LSU @ Georgia was...one of the most entertaining I've ever watched. But, some superstars got injured yesterday, look around, everywhere you turned was heartache...Gurley, Shaw, Thomas, etc. 





Stacey Dash

2. Random Thoughts 

Not only did Dionne from Clueless (Stacey Dash) support Romney/Ryan in the last election, but according to Wikipedia, she posed in Playboy too. A Republican Playmate...there's food for thought.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Week 5 Scorecast

Picks
Ole Miss @ Bama (-15)
OU (-3.5) @ ND
Wisc @ OSU (-7)
LSU @ UGA (-3)
Jeremy
(10-6)










Brian
(9-7)



 

 

 
JD
(8-8)
  
 

 




 


Keppel the Bookie
(6-10)
  
 

 

 

 
  
Guest Picks




Lord McFather
(12-4)

 



 


 


 
The Bear
(10-6)

 





 


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Badger Queef alley-oops to Salamander Slinky?!?

If any of you tuned in to Colin Cowherd on Tuesday, you will know where I got my ideas from…More specifically, Cowherd mentioned that the NBA is considering letting the Heat and Nets use nicknames on the back of their jerseys.  Thus, the back of LeBron’s jersey would likely say “King James” and the back of Chris Bosh’s jersey should say “Velociraptor.”  Here’s a link to the story: http://espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/9714385/nba-miami-heat-brooklyn-nets-wear-nicknames-jerseys.

Cowherd argued how ridiculous this would be, as you know it would expand to teams beside the Heat and Nets, and he noted how the announcers would make the situation worse, calling the players by their nicknames.

In general, I praise the NBA for their marketing.  I believe they are extremely innovative and have done a great job of making the game popular for younger populations. Kids want to wear LeBron James’s shoes, Kobe’s jersey, Westbrook’s lenseless glasses, or Durant’s backpacks. While the NBA is not directly responsible for these fashion trends, they allow them to happen. Can you imagine Roger Goodell allowing NFL players to go to press conferences in lenseless glasses?

Hell no. The NFL is so controlled by Goodell, notice that every team’s players have to wear long socks, typically with two colors (white and the team color).  Further, helmet visors cannot have any swooshes or logos, and the location of the swoosh is standardized on every NFL jersey.  By contrast, the NBA allows players to wear certain accessories, such as 
headbands, long/short socks, etc.


Bob Rathbun "Voice of the Hawks"

But, jerseys with nicknames? I believe that is going a little too far. Suppose everyone’s favorite play-by-play announcer, Bob Rathbun (Voice of the Hawks), started calling a game with nicknames, assuming the Hawks were given permission:

“As Beans inbounds the ball to Badger Queef, he jukes the defender, crosses midcourt, and throws up an alley-oop to Salamander Slinky…Score! Al “Salamander Slinky” Horford slams home the deuce!”


Al "Salamander Slinky" Horford



Yea…point well taken, Colin. 

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Brain Droppings...WTF was that?

1) WTF #1 - First off, I am big believer in the fact that every college football Saturday comes with its own surprises and you never know what might happen. This past Saturday disproved that theory. I saw a statistic that the favorites went a whopping 57-2 this past weekend. Think about that for a second. Sure not everyone covered the spread but how often do we see a weekend where there isn't an upset of somebody. This weekend was it and it was something college football rarely is...boring.

2) WTF #2 - Part of the problem was the scheduling. The poor college from my home town, Savannah State was paid almost a million bucks to get a 77-7 spanking at the hands of Miami. The good news for the Tigers was they scored a TD. In their past three games against FBS opponents, they've been outscored 216-7. Thats an average score of 72-2. I hope the facilities are getting nicer down there. Of course they weren't the only ones. Ohio State laid out FAMU 76-0 and Louisville took out FIU 72-0. Bleck. I know UGA and Alabama played lesser opponents but at least they were Division-1 schools. Oh, don't worry, they play FCS schools later but it's really time to stop that. Stay in your division and at least play a team with the same scholarship and money opportunities.

3) WTF #3 - In games that actually mattered, I witnessed the single worst half of college football ever in the Florida/Tennessee game. Butch Jones showed his coaching prowess by switching QBs in this game to a redshirt freshman that he felt gave him a better chance against Florida in the Swamp. Do you know what kid's QB rating was by the time that he pulled in favor of the original starter? 3.8. You ask how that is possible. 4-11 for 5 yards passing, two picks, and a fumble. Wow. Just put me in there to hand it off coach and you would have had better results. Besides, based on Arian Foster's comments about the Tennessee program, I could use the money.

4) Bama West - Is anyone else worried about Stanford. They smoked a decent Arizona State team before calling off the dogs in the 3rd quarter. This enabled the Sun Devils to keep the score somewhat close, but they were severely outclassed. Stanford looks really good but it's hard to tell because they have yet to play a full game against anyone. My one question is depth. Oregon used to bench the starters in the 3rd quarter and still have ridiculous scores. The Cardinal let teams back in the game but their first unit is pretty ridiculous and well coached.

5) Van Gogh? - Full disclosure. My wife is a die-hard West Virginia fan so I spent some time watching the 'Eers get spanked by an improving Maryland team. I thought Dana Holgerson (aka Ernie McCracken) was an offensive mastermind that could put points on the board at will. I also heard that WVU has had some solid recruiting classes to replace a wealth of offensive talent that graduated to the NFL after last year. It's hard to say that this is the case after watching that performance on Saturday.


6) Time for the weekly SEC rankings. Not a lot of movement at the top but things have shuffled around at the bottom with a brand new worst team in the SEC,

14. Tennessee - Think about the last two weeks. Now think about the future schedule UT has to face (Georgia, South Carolina, Bama). That doesn't include a trip to improving Missouri, games against improving Auburn and a good Vandy team at home, and a trip to Kentucky which could be a loss simply because of morale.
13. Kentucky - Still not good.
12. Arkansas - #karma is blowing a lead to a Rutgers team that should have been easy to finish off with a strong running game. The meat of the schedule is still coming.
11. Mississippi State - A blowout of Troy moves them up a spot.
10. Auburn - The defense looks pretty pedestrian. The offense has some potential but a long way to go.
9. Vandy - Struggled with a bad UMASS team this week. Is James Franklin (aka Humpty Hump) losing his touch?
8. Missouri - They still have a lot to prove but they look much better than their first foray into SEC football. The schedule toughens but maybe they can challenge for 3rd in the East.
7. Florida - Injuries. They had a lot of them on Saturday. But the good news is that the back-up QB looked solid once he calmed down.
6. Ole Miss - Hugh Freeze is going to be a hot commodity if he can keep this up. But a trip to Bama this weekend could derail the momentum they've gained thus far.
5. South Carolina - The bye week is over and they're looking to get back on track.
4. Texas A&M - Solid performance against SMU keeps the Aggies here.
3. LSU - The defense still needs to improve. Mettenberger comes home this week to visit Athens in the game of the week.
2. UGA - Offense - check. Defense - check (at least this past weekend). Special team - uh oh.
1. Alabama - They didn't look good against Colorado State but a let down had to be expected for a game sandwiched between A&m and a big game against Ole Miss.

The games on this weeks slate look a lot better. Hopefully college football can return to greatness after a week of blah. 

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Week 5 SEC Power Rankings



Brian's Week 5 SEC Power Rankings, with One Word Descriptors

1. Alabama...MAINTAIN
T2. Georgia...OFFENSIVE
T2. LSU...CONSISTENT
4. South Carolina...RESTED
5. Texas A&M...MANZIEL

6. Florida...OPPORTUNITY
7. Ole Miss...TEST

8. Auburn...FIGHTING
9. Vanderbilt...STEADY
10. Arkansas...BLOWN

11. Mississippi State...IRRELEVANT
12. Missouri...MAYBE
13. Tennessee...HOLE
14. Kentucky...NOTHING

JD's Deuce Points (Eight Days a Week...)

1. Taking a Break From Blogging on Ground.Rule.Huddle. This Week

Husband. Pet Owner. Coach. PhD Student...When I was chatting with my wife earlier, I told her how exhausted I was, and that I felt like I was working Eight Days a Week. I know most of you look forward to reading my post each week, but I just needed to take a break this week.

In short, I love what Jim Mora, Jr. is doing with UCLA. First off, the win over Nebraska last week has caused an absolute uproar; in Lincoln - they've pulled so many skeletons out of Bo Pelini's closet that the skeletons are probably scared now :). But, to shift the focus back onto UCLA, I don't see why UCLA shouldn't win the South Division. It would appear their toughest competition lies with USC and Arizona State. Well, as for USC, we all know that they aren't elite and expect Lane Kiffin to have skeletons come out of his closet as well.  As for Arizona State, they sure didn't play very well yesterday vs Stanford. So, I'm picking UCLA.

Did any of you watch UT vs UF yesterday? Everyone seems to be squawking (kah! kah!) about Jeff Driskel's injury. Last time I checked, the backup QB for the Gators looked better than Driskel. And, man, UT, when are you going to be relevant? UT looked terrible and do not seem to have any improvement in sight under Butch Jones. Butch Jones, why would you start a RS Fresh for the first time on the road vs an elite UF defense? Kah! Kah!

Michigan, what the hell are you doing? Ok, so I get it, squeaking a win vs Akron is somewhat understandable after beating Notre Dame. But, UCONN?!? Really? How do you guys struggle to beat UCONN?

LSU looked pretty decent last night vs Auburn. I sure am looking forward to their matchup against the Dawgs in the Football Parthenon!

Even though I've been brief today, let me wrap up by saying idk whether Chip Kelly's schemes are going to work in the NFL. Sure, the Eagles have only played 3 games, but they are 1-2. That's 2 more losses than 1 win. And, Andy Reid certainly has the Chiefs playing good football. Think there are any Philly fans out there who want Andy Reid back? Maybe so. Dude can flat coach.



2. Random Thoughts 

I sure can't wait to see the movie Gravity. It has a very high metascore and is supposedly one of the best sci-fi's ever made. I do like sci-fi's but sometimes they can be a bit freaky. For example, were any of you freaked out by the Alien movies? They made me feel like I had tons of skeletons under my bed! Jeepers.

I also heard Gravity is supposed to be Sandra Bullock's best movie. WE WILL SEE.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Week 4 Scorecast

Picks
Tenn @ UF (-17)
UNC @ GT (-6)
Mich St @ ND (-6.5)
AU @ LSU (-17)
Jeremy
(8-4)




  

  
Brian
(6-6)






  

JD
(5-7)





Keppel the Bookie
(5-7)








 
Guest Picks




Lord McFather
(9-3)









The Bear
(7-5)











Game of the Week: Auburn at (6) LSU