Sunday, April 13, 2014

JD's Deuce Points (With a hint of potpourri...)

1. The Principles of Patience

Patience. Like a field of of blooming colors do I hinder thee for thy whispering eye. For many a time you have called and come to my surprise, but I have yet to respond to thee o' countless wonder of silence. Help me, save me, give me thy wisdom for gerunds and of other devices which blunder thy bosom. Time is ending, the season is changing, and I can't find K-Mart. I turn left, I turn right. No blue light. No special. Help me now. Where is it? Patience.




2. Jog-A-Boo like a Piece O'Poo

Frontin. U can't play me no mo like dat, gurl. I smell yo tricks, they ain't got me fooled no mo. Sip on da Lysol, pour dat Hennessey and get me a Zima, trick. U messin with tha wrong playa now. U can't catch me, U can't chase me, U can't even hide from me. Sniff a trick from a mile away. U wonderin where Waldo is. But he ain't wonderin where u are. Run all u want, Ms. Ghetto Graffiti, with tha dunk in the plunk. 

We're here. Unload the bags and allow the concierge to escort us to our room, dear. 



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