Conflict struck our household for the first part of this week. If you recall, Lady has been doing a lot of swimming lately. In addition, we were showing her movies in tropical, humid locations, like My Father, the Hero. While Lady has been chirping and has an extra prance in her step, it has created a major issue for my wife and me: Lady typically likes to sleep at the base of our bed, and due to her higher level of activity, she drinks a lot of water before bed. Let me translate this for you...she has been
We don't want to take her to the Vet because Lady may become embarrassed. Instead, we have developed a new strategy - show Lady a bunch of Westerns, such as Once Upon a Time in the West, The Magnificent Seven, and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - it has worked like a charm!
2. The First Knight
Anyone who knows me more than a few days knows that First Knight is probably my favorite movie. It is truly a classic and should be watched with Mountain Dew Code Red and Twizzlers. About midweek, after the Lady bed-wetting snafu, I re-watched First Knight for the 2nd time. The lancing battle scenes particularly intrigued me.
So, I decided to find a local place which teaches lancing. After just a few times, I became an expert lancer and all the instructors were so impressed with my abilities. I learned very quickly that this new hobby could be love because I've had the time of my life. What I didn't tell my opponents though was that I drugged their horses before combat! A nice touch, indeed. I encourage you to invest in Dirty Lancing in your free time.
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