Sunday, March 23, 2014

JD's Deuce Points (Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa!)

1. Lady Chatterley's Lover

If you recall, several weeks ago, I mentioned several of the dogs noticing Lady's tan while I walked her around the neighborhood. One of those dogs, K-Swiss, was smart enough to communicate to Lady that he liked extended walks on the beach. Lady was immediately won over by K-Swiss and started sniffing his butt. K-Swiss did the same to Lady, and I was secure enough as a Father to let Lady off the leash. 

Lady and K-Swiss played out in the yard for the majority of the afternoon, and things seemed to be going great...until another female dog, Posey, came along. Even though Lady and K-Swiss seemed to be enamored with one another, K-Swiss went over and started sniffing Posey. Lady clearly was not happy about this and turned toward me while I was staring out the window watching. Lady barked several times, and I definitely knew it was time to let her back in the house. 

Lady and I sat and watched TV that night. She didn't have to communicate anything for me to know that K-Swiss went for a bitch and Lady was caught in Bad Romance. 



2. In the Darkness?

For some reason, I have really been into Spelunking lately. This past week, I was privileged enough to be able to go to Mammoth Cave in Kentucky. During the tour, they turned out the lights, and it was unbelievable dark, almost like my bedroom. During the dark period, I decided to branch off from the tour guide, if you know what I mean, and explore...4 hours later, I was outside the cave and wondering what just happened. 

1 comment:

  1. These seriously get better and better. My Sunday is made.

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