"SEC Presidents thinking of ditching men's basketball for a sport the conference can be more competitive in...Curling. Only Florida and Kentucky appear to dissent. Frats around the league rejoice at the opportunity to wear more ugly pants."
"Michael Sam's father was so disgusted with his son's announcement that he couldn't finish his food at Denny's and went to Applebee's for drinks (not a rumor). Afterwards, he shitped his pants at K-Mart"
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