Halloween ended. My brother and his family left. That means Wendy, his dog, left too. I can tell this has impacted Lady much more than it should. Her nipples have been drooping more than usual.
My wife and I have been searching for something to appease Lady's loss in not being able to see Wendy as much. When I was watching the NFL games on Sunday, seeing Peyton Manning and other quarterbacks gave me a great idea...Nickelback!
You see, Nickelback is everyone's cure when they are down. My wife and I pulled out the ol' boombox and broke out Nickelback's Silver Side Up. FYI - my wife and I used to get down to this album back in the day. And by getting down, I mean air guitaring the hell out of some Nickelback!
I put the CD in the boom box and made sure to turn down the treble (for Lady's ears) before hitting the "play" button -"never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing..."
Lady heard these words and then took a big deuce all over the floor. Maybe there was a reason the Nickelback album had dust on it.
2. Algernon's Dishes
There is a maze. I see the maze. The paths keep winding and I don't know how to avoid the turbulence. I feel trapped.
The door mouse wants his food. He's in the maze with me. We have to work as a team. Communication is hard. The walls are closing.
The scheduled emergency test has commenced.
The door mouse wants his food. He's in the maze with me. We have to work as a team. Communication is hard. The walls are closing.
The scheduled emergency test has commenced.
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